JOE’S REGISTER NO. 0001

JOE LOOKS
AT THENUMBER.

The cleaner the number, the less Joe charges.

  • CLEANEST FEE0.5%
  • MESSIEST FEE5.0%
  • HOOK FEES TO HOLDERS100%
  • TEAM / TREASURY0%
TOTAL KEEP THE CHANGE
BUY JOE VIEW CONTRACT
Joe, the yellow character who judges your number 1000 0.183746291 JOE: NICE.
INTERACTIVE

JOE CHECKS YOUR NUMBER

Type any ETH amount. Joe inspects the decimals and decides what you owe him.

ETH

Numbers only. Joe does not accept words.

CLEAN SCORE 96
FEE 0.5%
TIER EXACT CHANGE
015407090100

JOE: NICE.

FEE TIERS

FIVE MOODS OF JOE

Your Clean Score picks the mood. The mood picks the fee.

REWARDS

JOE KEEPS THE CHANGE.
YOU GET IT.

Every fee Joe collects is pushed straight back to $JOE holders in ETH.

100%HOOK FEES
JOEHOLDERS
ETHCLAIMABLE

CLAIM BOX

PREVIEW BALANCES
WALLET
NOT CONNECTED
TYPE
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JOE BALANCE
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PENDING ETH
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CLAIMED
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Balances and claims are simulated until the hook contract is live. Connecting a real wallet is read-only — no transaction is ever requested.

CONNECT WALLET TO CLAIM
THE TEAM

JOE’S CREW

Joe does not run the register alone. Everyone here judges numbers for a living.

ON-CHAIN

JOE’S PAPERWORK

Addresses go live at launch. Joe is still filling in the forms.

TOKENOMICS

JOE CARRIES THE BOXES

Four of them are empty. Joe likes it that way.

1,000,000SUPPLY (JOE)
100%HOOK FEES → HOLDERS
0%TEAM
0%TREASURY
0%MARKETING